The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.
My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.
by mrvincent May 18, 2021
the combover look that certain people get after riding in a covertable with the top down. can result from an attempt at a hobo hairdryer
mitch got out of his bmw roadster with his swag on. unbeknownst to him, though, was the fact that his hair was now styled in a classic convertable combover.
by hmmmmm.....that's about right June 14, 2010
When someone brushes there hair over your lap and gives you a really wet blowjob. Forming a warm moist sheet of hair over your junk.
Bro 1: Oh dude last night she finally let me do it.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.
by Torvliet April 25, 2017
A version of "Commander in Chief" describing the hair styling used by the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.
by Kenny Duer February 10, 2017
The look of pubic-hair after one has sweated intensely, usually after sex or a night sleeping in Arizona. It is curled like a wave crashing and has a silverish glow to it.
Dude, I woke up this morning and I was sporting this Dirty Combover! I'm gonna show it to every chick I see!
by Honestly Anonymous June 26, 2011
States Donald Trump needs to win, so he flies in, holds a rally, and leaves with understanding or helping the people who live there.
by chuck van d October 28, 2020
by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022