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Donkey Neck Combover

Did you hear that jeremys mother has a donkey neck combover
by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022
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Combov

When someone comes up to you and says “what happened?” mid conversation and you can’t be bothered to re-explain the entire conversation.
I’m telling Bayliss something.

Suzie: what happened?
Me: combov :) so yeah anyway blah blah blah
by pennychiddybang July 28, 2022
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Cum Combover

The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.
My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.
by mrvincent May 18, 2021
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Donkey neck combover

Did you hear that Jeremy’s mother has a donkey neck combover
by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022
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combover sloppy

When someone brushes there hair over your lap and gives you a really wet blowjob. Forming a warm moist sheet of hair over your junk.
Bro 1: Oh dude last night she finally let me do it.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.
by Torvliet April 24, 2017
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Combover in Chief

A version of "Commander in Chief" describing the hair styling used by the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.
The Combover in Chief authorized a raid in Yemen.
combover trump
by Kenny Duer February 10, 2017
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Dirty Combover

The look of pubic-hair after one has sweated intensely, usually after sex or a night sleeping in Arizona. It is curled like a wave crashing and has a silverish glow to it.
Dude, I woke up this morning and I was sporting this Dirty Combover! I'm gonna show it to every chick I see!
by Honestly Anonymous June 29, 2011
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