by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022

When someone comes up to you and says “what happened?” mid conversation and you can’t be bothered to re-explain the entire conversation.
by pennychiddybang July 28, 2022

The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.
My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.
by mrvincent May 18, 2021

by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022

When someone brushes there hair over your lap and gives you a really wet blowjob. Forming a warm moist sheet of hair over your junk.
Bro 1: Oh dude last night she finally let me do it.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.
by Torvliet April 24, 2017

A version of "Commander in Chief" describing the hair styling used by the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.
by Kenny Duer February 10, 2017

The look of pubic-hair after one has sweated intensely, usually after sex or a night sleeping in Arizona. It is curled like a wave crashing and has a silverish glow to it.
Dude, I woke up this morning and I was sporting this Dirty Combover! I'm gonna show it to every chick I see!
by Honestly Anonymous June 29, 2011
