colostofuck

1. Sexual penetration of someones colostomy site. In rare cases this can be a masturbatory act, depending on the location of the colostomy opening. See sidewinder, ostitute, stomalingus, philly sidecar, clorch

2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag

1. I always wanted to throw a good colostofuck into Jerry Falwell. Now that he's dead though a necro-colostofuck seems a bit much.

2. Jerry Falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostofuck.

by Cuntoleezza Rice June 7, 2007

Colostomennio

when someone is being a real shitbag

"Wow, that dude is such a colostomennio"

by Zugondees May 12, 2021

The Colostomizer

The Colostomizer is a particularly sexy motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames, sports, or pissing contests, The Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).

Jesus H. Christ, The Colostomizer just skullfucked you through your asshole! How does it feel to get sodomized by a freight train?

by Rapist Wit November 12, 2008

colostohe

A guy who shits in a colostomy bag.

Look at ol' funky ass colostohe over there. Wonder if his bag is full?

by George Pooney April 1, 2008

Colostomizer

Another word for a sex offender. The difference between a colostomizer and a sex offender, is that sex offenders normally target young children. A colostomizer targets older women in the 50-60 year old range. A colostomizer, just like a sex offender could do, may prefer men over women, and may engage in gay sex with the victim(s). A Colostomizer is very hard to find, and almost impossible to catch. After all, you don't find a colostomizer, a colostomizer finds you. Tactics include "The Damsel in the Distress", "This isn't where I parked my car", and the infamous "The Viagra Manuever." A colostomizer usually is pale, prefers a cold environment, and is a raving homosexual.

Also known as a douche bag.

Colostomizer: Hey there young lady! Here, let me escort you across the street.
Grandma: What a gentleman!
Colostomizer: The city is gettin' dangerous, let me escort you back to your home.
Grandma: Well, I suppose there's no harm in that.
(Unknown event(s) occur)
*Gay sex follows with Grandpa*

by FEDER4TION August 29, 2006

colostomybag

A colossal douchebag; Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk, asshole, and blown pasting the upper echelons of douchebag status.

Javier's unabated shenanigans at our tea party last night puts him on a whole new level of douchebaggery, one which warrants an upgrade to colostomybag status!

by scoopapoopa August 13, 2011

colostolingus

The act of providing/deriving pleasure from oral tongue to surgical ostomy contact.

Oh yeah, baby! You know I be all closed up down there; how about some colostolingus to get things started, you never know where we might end up.

by YAWA September 14, 2022