government colonoscopy

A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.

Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?

I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

financial colonoscopy

The financial process of declaration, documentation, and underwriting that you go thru while trying to secure a home loan.

David is trying to buy a new condo and the loan officer is doing a financial colonoscopy.

by Ecyl April 28, 2025

Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy

When Partner 1 force feeds Partner 2 enough moonshine for them to pass out, then Partner 1 inserts Partner 2’s smart phone into Partner 2’s ass while recording. The footage is then uploaded to Partner 2’s social media.

“Yeah Derek gave me a Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy last night and the footage gave my grandmother a stroke. Hell of a family reunion though.”

by ShaftCraft43 March 4, 2021

Cockonoscopy

Complete anal penetration

My boyfriend gave me a cockonoscopy last night and now I can't poo.

by sexperts February 1, 2010

colinoscopy

When your boss Colin is so far up your ass he knows what you had for breakfast.

Oh no, I forget to submit my report...ill be getting my Colinoscopy before noon!!

by FunTimes July 1, 2005

lolonoscopy

the situation in which something is so funny as to cause someone to completely evacuate his or her bowels.

friend 1: dude, that joke just gave me a lolonoscopy.

by scrumtrelescent89 November 5, 2009

cowanoscopy

Cowanoscopy is a term for anal sex. The term was originated in Florida. The term is gender neutral.

I didn't think she would but last night she gave up that ass for Cowanoscopy.

by smilingman May 13, 2013