colon cowboy

A male who actually prefers anal sex over any other form, with either male or female.

That guys a colon cowboy, he always talks about fucking people in the ass.

by BeasterBastard October 12, 2005

Colon Fairy

Along the same lines as a visit from Tooth Fairy, a visit from the Colon Fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the anus from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.

"Dude, Josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. The sad part is it sounded like he liked it"

by Josh Fusaro, Josh Mattscheck August 31, 2006

colon commander

a homosexual military male who is performing the penetration

Staff Seargent Shute is Specialst Johnsons colon commander.

by Gary Neuman July 24, 2007

Colon Powell

Noun - The act of having several uniformed military officer voraciously sodomize a willing participant.

That girl will bang any soldier, she let the entire battalion go Colon Powell on her.

by DK sorta June 1, 2015

Colon Cough

A fart

I have a bad case of the colon coughs

by Kat the Ripper May 13, 2018

Colon Fisherman

One who engages in anal sex.

"He is a total colon fisherman."

by "Hot" Karl Marx November 10, 2006

Colon Three

Word version of the smiley :3
its pretty much a hamster face,sort of a butt mouth.
You use the when your happy,blissful,peaceful,etc.

Look at my new shoes! :3 Colon three!

by maddiechan December 25, 2006