Colombia 

Something you say when your phone's autocorrect dose, not like the word cool.

wow that is really Colombia!

Colombia by Undri December 27, 2020

Colombia

place. Delightful land composed of a decidedly odd combination of foetid swamp and needlessly pointy mountains that, after a few millennia spent as a bottleneck for migratory aboriginal land speculators, became first a slave-state for predatory europeans and then a front for drug runners intent on destroying a much better country far to the north. A version of football is popular in the flatter bits of the country but a lack of centre backs with any sense of vision and a mandatory death sentence for keepers mishandling the ball has hampered Colombia’s progress on the international stage. Recent events in neighbouring Venezuela have prompted discussions amongst the top leaders centring on the feasibility of following the lead of the ancient wayfarers and moving the entire population and all their assets south into sparsely-settled Ecuador.

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If Venezuela becomes the 51st state could Colombia become the 2nd Puerto Rica?

Colombia by gnostic3 January 9, 2026

Colombia Effect 

The Colombia Effect is a theory that suggests Colombian women have a superior convincing ability to make a man like them.

Guy: "I dont know what it is about that colombian girl I started dating, but I fell for her."

Friend: "Dude its the Colombia Effect"

Colombia Effect by PeterTosh December 15, 2011

Colombia middle school 

A middle school in Berkeley heights New Jersey. Every corner you turn there is a group of extremely white privileged kids. I could probably count 2 black kids in the whole school and the school lunches taste like dog ass. The pizza is so fucking dry and anything I eat there makes me want to kill myself. The new principal is very strict do not attend this school.

“Bro im going to Colombia middle school”
“Bro.”
“What”
“Id rather kill myself”
“Why”
“Too many crackers”

Colombia middle school by Colombia hater April 4, 2022

colombia vada serr

saying meaning “Colombia never dies”. it’s never actually used, it just sounds cool

“BAD BUNNY SHOUTED US OUT DURING THE SUPER BOWL, COLOMBIA VADA SERR!!”

colombia vada serr by UncleBartholomew223 February 17, 2026

jb colombia 

The hottest guy in the earth and the best fighter to ever exist. This guy is known on the community for his amazing sexting and impressive hotness, tho he gets stalked by someone called central and he is disgusted about it.

JB colombia best fighter

jb colombia by JB Colombia April 24, 2020

Jb Colombia 

the guy who broke your dad's condom

your birth was JB Colombia's fault, you should be in the trash

Jb Colombia by your adoption papers July 16, 2018