when you post a comment to someone's status update, and after refreshing you realize someone else made an almost identical comment at the same time.
JOHN DOE (status update): omg, can't wait to see Burlesque!
jane doe (comment, updated 8 seconds ago): it's showgirls 2!!!
jimmy doe (comment, updated 10 seconds ago): it's like the showgirls of our generation!
jane doe: omg, we just had a comment collision!
jane doe (comment, updated 8 seconds ago): it's showgirls 2!!!
jimmy doe (comment, updated 10 seconds ago): it's like the showgirls of our generation!
jane doe: omg, we just had a comment collision!
by krwlos1 September 4, 2010
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Get the s.s collision mug.The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.
Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."
by M0RPH3U5 August 25, 2011
Get the Penile Collision mug.The dance that numerous (usually two oncoming) people do in a desperate attempt to avoid collision with one another.
Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.
Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.
Due to the irritation of the Pre-Collision Dance and the resulting death or severe injuries, I hereby instate the North American "keep to the right" standard of transit organization to apply to pedestrians as well!
by FUGGYEW July 20, 2009
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Get the Anal Collision mug.A 'Destiny Collision' is where two or more people meet after an accident has happened (fender bender) and then begin a friendship or relationship. Relationships can develop from a bad incident. It's a karma thing.
"Did you hear what happened to Chrissie? That guy, Nick, who she had a little fender bender with called her and asked her to coffee! Chrissie kind of likes him, too. If this works out, this is a 'destiny collision' for sure!
"Eric was rushing to get off of the elevator and he rammed into this girl who was waiting to get on the elevator. She lost her balance and fell down. He helped to pick her up and they locked eyes and that was it. They're going out on Friday. That was a 'destiny collision', man.
I got into it with this guy behind me at the DMV today. He was all over me about not standing back so far and to move up in line. Then we started laughing about it. Then we had a little flirt.... Now I know what a 'destiny collision' feels like.
"Eric was rushing to get off of the elevator and he rammed into this girl who was waiting to get on the elevator. She lost her balance and fell down. He helped to pick her up and they locked eyes and that was it. They're going out on Friday. That was a 'destiny collision', man.
I got into it with this guy behind me at the DMV today. He was all over me about not standing back so far and to move up in line. Then we started laughing about it. Then we had a little flirt.... Now I know what a 'destiny collision' feels like.
by KarmaKollision September 9, 2011
Get the Destiny Collision mug.When two females collide in the frontal area and their coochies collide. You may or may not feel a tingling sensation. But you sure do get a good giggle out of it!
by Bush1623 May 1, 2021
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