cowboy click

A computer user who has no idea what they are doing randomly clicks around hoping the solution will magically appear.

A Geek Squad technician came out to fix my computer today. I watched him cowboy click for about an hour. Afterwards, he told me the solution was to buy a new computer.

by Caligari76 September 8, 2009

click hole

Much like a black hole, but for the Internet. One click leads you to the next which leads you to the next which leads into the next. And the next thing you know, eight hours has passed and you don't exactly know how you got where you are.

I got stuck in a click hole last night of endless puppy videos online. I'm buying a pomsky today.

by Samalamalamalama November 8, 2015

cliccy wiccy

a person who acts like they're a furry and they are very cursed. hes also a youtuber the click

"omg hes so cliccy wiccy!"

by rory owo May 13, 2020

gook click

A video that has become the national pastime of South Korea. See Starcraft II.

Jim: What are all those Korans doing at night that forces them to sleep through all their lectures?
Tyrone: Gook click.
Jim: What?
Tyrone: Starcraft 2

by Nigworthy February 17, 2012

Click-Bait

When a news article or link has a provocative title in order to get you to click on it.
Even though it's actually total sensationalism bullshit.

TITLE
'President Obama loves KKK!?'

"Hey what the fuck, Deshaun you see this shit?"
"Ahah man, that shit's just click-bait!"
*click*
"Obama loves the Krispey Kreme's new special item, 'Krispey Glazed Bear Claws.'"

by John Nostalgia August 2, 2014

Chlick

The short, sharp clicking “Chk” sound that one makes out of the side of one’s mouth by rapidly sucking air into the space between the teeth and the side wall of the mouth. Usually accompanied by something of a wink and (less often, but significantly) by a thumb/index finger mock-pistol engaged in firing. The Chlick is most commonly used to emphasize an odd point that the Chlicker just made.

He ended his strange statement with a chlick, complete with a wink and finger-pistol shot.

by XMarcus April 29, 2009

Clickey

A hickey given to a woman on her clit. Clit+hickey=a clickey

I was going down on my girl & sucked too hard on her clit & gave her a clickey.

by KO1212 March 12, 2014