the cold turkey

When a woman fills a condom with frozen chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and puts it over a man's erect penis.

DAN: "How was ur night?"
MIKE: "It was good, I got a cold turkey."

by DrOk63 February 27, 2003

Cold Turkey

Cold turkey is the term used to describe a turkey which is not any of the following:
hot turkey
slightly warm turkey
lemon-grass-with-pepper turkey
smothered-in-gravy turkey

My Mum forgot to cook the turkey again... so we had to have cold turkey

by turkeylover December 26, 2013

Cold Turkey

when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.

Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

cold turkey

What your dinner tastes like before you cook it

Turkey tastes better warm than cold

by claustrophobic chicken February 3, 2005

Cold Turkey

turkey that has been sitting out to long and has become cold. duh! assfuckers

or has been sitting in the fridge.

Buck:Hey John, are you eating Cold Turkey?
John:Yes, this is cold turkey.

by AJL,. the cool man dgjihdg December 8, 2006

Cold Turkey

Cold Turkey – The act of getting high by a fully fledged drug addict. A feeling similar to that of being thrown, naked and asleep, into a relentlessly cold ocean. In the dark.

"Theres no weed and i don't feel right, looks like i'm goin cold turkey"

by daesson July 24, 2008

Cold Turkey

A sexual act where a man first shaves all the hair off of his testicles (to give his genitals a turkey-like appearance) then packs ice into his hand, and masturbates onto a person with his "cold turkey"

Daaaaaaamn bitch. I heard you got cold turkeyed by Steve three times last night!

by rewriter June 10, 2008