Mid-Coitus

During fornication; in the midst of intercourse; while you fuck.

I was so drunk when I fucked her that I realized I wasn't wearing a rubber mid-coitus.

by bigbird787 March 4, 2010

Coitus Maximus

Coy-tuss maxy-muss Def 1) A long bout of sexual intercourse.
Def 2) The Xbox Live Gamertag of the "Jack of All Games"

After dating Peter for several months, Shelly finally gave in to his demands and emabarked upon a 3 hour session of "Coitus Maximus".

by Chas. March 10, 2008

coitus somnus

When you fall asleep over a guy, while having sex

I was just sooo stoned that he proveoked me a coitus somnus.

by Emergency call May 18, 2011

coitus queen

A girl that you have sex with and love but can be naggy at times and freaks out when her period is one day late

If she keeps this up she will be my coitus queen

by Beekthewind November 29, 2012

coitus reservatus

Edging, or more simply, trying not to cum as long as humanly possible.

The members in the Oneida community practiced Coitus Reservatus

by AnEntymolygist November 15, 2013

Coitus interzisgus

The act of committing to go have drinks with the lads and then pulling out last minute to prevent next morning hangovers or trouble with the wife. There is a positive correlation between the above and Coitus interruptus.

Opposite: Brexiting - telling everyone at the party that you are leaving, but actually staying.

Oi, did Marc come out get gazeeboed with the lads last night?

Nah, cunt’s pulled a coitus interzisgus. Said he had to work late. He’s just too slow or too stupid.

Or both.

Fuck yes mate! Fuck yes!

by TommyTulpe April 9, 2019

cross coitus

The act of two male roomates banging two females who are also roomates.

Bob: Hey Brett, Lizzy is coming over to add to my bucketful of pussy. I think Erin is coming with her.

Brett: Dude, we should totally ass to mouth the both of them and cross coitus in the same room.

by xKeithMcBrayerx4L November 1, 2011