THE FACT THAT YOU’RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO MEANS YOU’RE ENERGETICALLY ALIGNED WITH ME AND THIS MESSAGE. YOUR THOUGHTS CREATE YOUR REALITY. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. YET, YOU STILL LIVE A LIFE THAT YOU DREAD.THAT IS BECAUSE, WHEN YOU VISUALIZE YOUR DREAM LIFE, YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT IT IS UNREALISTIC.
by trademarks July 6, 2021
Get the There is no such thing as a coincidence mug.A more extreme form of verbal diarrhea, it is a pretentious and long-winded explanation of one's thoughts or understanding of a painfully boring topic; it is often mistaken for intellect but is really just stupid shit that people say in a failed attempt to seem smart.
cognitive discharger: "The Arc de Triomphe is my absolute dream representation of Napoleonic neoclassical architecture because of the grandness of its triumphal arch and the simplicity of its romantic neoclassic relief. Absolutely astounding!"
listener: "Oh, fuck off."
listener: "Oh, fuck off."
by heihej March 25, 2010
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A person for whom exposure to cognitive dissonance has resulted in rational conclusions contrary to the 'official' narrative of history and/or culture. If this dissonance becomes great enough, the person will be compelled to start producing new cognitive dissonance, becoming a cognitive dissident.
An activist who disseminates information aimed at changing peoples opinions regarding an immoral status-quo could be regarded as a cognitive dissident
by grimeandreason July 8, 2010
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Get the Concidence mug.This is a phrase coined by C Haddon Chambers and it can be taken to mean either :-
1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens
1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens
Why is it that everything Malcolm does turns to rat shit?
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.
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Wikipedia is an example of wide-scale deployment of cognitive surplus.
"You know where the time comes from. It comes from the cognitive surplus that you've been masking for 50 years".
"You know where the time comes from. It comes from the cognitive surplus that you've been masking for 50 years".
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Dealing with my co-workers is such a cognitive burden.
I hate working in customer service. It’s a real cognitive burden.
I hate working in customer service. It’s a real cognitive burden.
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