coraptorize

(verb) the action of ravens (corvids) and bald eagles (raptors) attacking your garbage should the bag be left outside while the car is warming up, or is exposed due to an improperly closed garbage can lid.

Aw, man! Look at this mess all over the street and yard! I've been coraptorized!

by JanieJane4 February 28, 2013

CYFAP

Abbreviation for "Cross Your Fingers and Pray". Used before doing something with unknown consequences.

Travis: "I'm going to push this release live. CYFAP."

by senorgrande August 12, 2014

cofarting

When u fart in unison.

Person1: Yo I just farted

Person2: Me too man!

Person3: You two are cofarting

by ALC2 December 5, 2015

confapulate

Canfapulate comes from the word confabulate, which means to engage in a conversation. But confapulate differs from confabulate such that you fap with the person you are having a conversation with.

Joshua and Ralph decided to confapulate and see who could cum first while no one was looking.

by Braided Asshair March 1, 2017

Confappiness

When you're sexually confused yet happy with a situation or you're just confused yet happy.

Bro, Tyler's been experiencing immense Confappiness recently.

by anonymous June 3, 2020

Cocape

When a hot ass girl rapes your cock

I love cocape

by Fjshdhsj September 9, 2020

cocapa

An intellectual who is said to live in the icy regions of Canada. It is told in the legends that he will come out of hiding if at least a thousand souls chant his name around a dying spruce tree on the thirteenth of December.

Man 1: Hey dude you ever heard of cocapa?
Man 2: Yeah man, he’s like the smartest living thing in the universe

by buizeland November 4, 2020