certified dime

n.-A beautiful girl/woman who is rich, accomplished, or otherwise well-to-do.

Dontrell knew he would have to work hard to impress Jasmine; she was a certified dime, and thus, would be pretty hard to please.

by Haynes March 27, 2008

certified badass

Term or title for a person who is frighteningly competent. They have been resourceful under pressure and completed many tasks with grace and aplomb. The implication is that the person can be expected to perform as well as anyone could in poor conditions with incomplete instructions and insufficient resources.

Usage: Mary is the best sous chef in the city. Everybody who understands the profession knows they can count on her under any circumstances. Mary is not just good, she is a certified badass sous chef.

by Ugly Shoe May 8, 2016

Nigga Certified

When a white person is accepted as part of the black community.

Connor was Nigga Certified when Anthony first called him "nigga"

by whiteboy2332 June 15, 2010

Forklift Certified

Forklift Certified means you have an IQ above average and are a chad

You’re telling me you’re not forklift certified? Loser!

by Alexei DeVoss September 14, 2020

CLG - Certified lover girl

A female who easily genuinely falls in love with a boy wholeheartedly.

Defined example : Based of observations, Kelsey is a CLG - certified lover girl .

by Kels15 August 19, 2022

Certified Public Accountant

Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.

Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.

Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."

Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.

by Matt, CPA August 30, 2006

G Manifesto Certified

G Manifesto Certified is some thing that is dope

This beat is so dope, its G Manifesto Certified

by Money B August 30, 2008