Cocoon

When you pull a comforter overtop your whole self (head to toe) , tuck in all sides, and hot box yourself into oblivion. Usually also involves mobile-view porn . Great for when you need complete darkness, warmth and security of being. Headphones recommended for totally immersive experience.

*Laying next to my partner in bed* “Hey, babe— I’m going full Cocoon and smoking this bowl” “Alright babe, I’ll text you if I need anything.” “Thanks babe— see you in a while.”

by CoKoVegaS February 15, 2019

COVID cocoon

Slang for the complete and total personal isolation one is required and expected to maintain upon being diagnosed with COVID-19.

He retreated for six weeks, just to be ultra-careful, to his comfy COVID cocoon and played video games while receiving meals every few hours, Door-Dashed from his favorite restaurants, left like clockwork at his front door.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

orgasm cocoon

1. (n.) The relaxed blissful state a woman is in after she has cum several times. 2. (n.) The state in which a man, after making a woman cum several times, is able to get away with saying almost anything.

She would've kicked me in the balls, but luckily she was still in her orgasm cocoon.

by whateverUSA December 12, 2010

fur cocoon

Slang word for "Vagina".

As in Kerri's fur cocoon has never been slayed by a flesh serpent.

by Edie Beswick January 9, 2014

reverse cocooner

When a cute, adorable young child that everyone thinks will grow up and still be attractive looses their cuteness at some point and turns out not attractive. It is the opposite of a cocooner.

"Did you see that picture of Chris when he was 5 years old as his profile picture on facebook?"
"Yeah! Wasn't he the cutest child ever?"
"It's too bad he's a reverse cocooner..."
"I know right? I feel bad for him."

by ugaswimmer December 9, 2008

human cocoon

The state of being where two people (in a hug-like fashion) group themselves together, leaving no room between them, causing questions on their relationship, resembling a cocoon in many angles. This act also completely obliviates the two involved to the worlds surroundings.

1: Dude-guy, did you see Chelsea and Abby in the hall, this morning?
2: Yeah, dude-guy, they were totally in a human cocoon!
1: I wonder if they're lesbians?

by Mike Itchee Krotch March 4, 2008

Pushing a Cocoon

Pushing a massive turd the shape of a cocoon to the point of pain.

“OMG I’m pushing a cocoon out of my ass right now!”

by Cocoonpusher69 February 23, 2022