Cockwomble

Anybody who supports far right politics, Neo Nazism

Paul Golding and Co are cockwombles

by LeftyWefty July 25, 2015

Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit.

Often tends to waste money on women who will never have any interest in them. Often porn.

Very string gaslighting tendency s.

An individual with Bad life choices

Rhys is such a COCKWOMBLE. Was such an arrogant man got caught, then spent $350 on porn instead of helping his kids.

by Amme13 November 7, 2021

Cockwomble

A creature who searches Wimbledon Common and other public spaces, but not with the intention of "making good use of the things that they find; things the everyday folks leave behind." They more focussed on man meat.

"What a strange time of day to go wombling?"
"oh, I'm not looking for discarded bike wheels... I'm looking for cock"
"Forgive me... you're a Cockwomble"

by Grooveyard February 11, 2022

Cockwomble

JIMMY CONTROVERSY IS A VIRGIN

Jimmy is a cockwomble

by DongWhereIsMyAutomobile May 5, 2018

CockWomble

A total gay bellend!

That Graham Cottee is a total CockWomble

by slsbrooks June 13, 2018

Cockwombler

Noun - a clumsy delinquent with no sense of presence outside of their own consciousness. In summary, their brain is so mushed and senile, that they spend their days eating green crayons under the impression that it resembles the taste of an apple.

Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.

"You absolute cockwombler"

"Don't be such as cockwombler"

"Your mum's a cockwombler"

by Chairman Mao's cat May 10, 2023

Cockwombled

Being cockwombled Is often referred to as meaning the same as gobsmacked for example

When Shirley told me she was pregnant I was absolutely cockwombled

by Fatimabollock January 5, 2023