by LeftyWefty July 9, 2015
A creature who searches Wimbledon Common and other public spaces, but not with the intention of "making good use of the things that they find; things the everyday folks leave behind." They more focussed on man meat.
"What a strange time of day to go wombling?"
"oh, I'm not looking for discarded bike wheels... I'm looking for cock"
"Forgive me... you're a Cockwomble"
"oh, I'm not looking for discarded bike wheels... I'm looking for cock"
"Forgive me... you're a Cockwomble"
by Grooveyard February 11, 2022
A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit.
Often tends to waste money on women who will never have any interest in them. Often porn.
Very string gaslighting tendency s.
An individual with Bad life choices
Often tends to waste money on women who will never have any interest in them. Often porn.
Very string gaslighting tendency s.
An individual with Bad life choices
Rhys is such a COCKWOMBLE. Was such an arrogant man got caught, then spent $350 on porn instead of helping his kids.
by Amme13 November 8, 2021
Jimmy is a cockwomble
by DongWhereIsMyAutomobile February 7, 2018
Noun - a clumsy delinquent with no sense of presence outside of their own consciousness. In summary, their brain is so mushed and senile, that they spend their days eating green crayons under the impression that it resembles the taste of an apple.
Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.
Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.
by Chairman Mao's cat May 10, 2023
by CMMark March 12, 2016