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coctopus

theoretical sexual position involving a girl taking two cocks in the ass, vagina, and mouth while also giving two handjobs
Melvin: Dude check out this coctopus shit!!
Andy: Hentai is fucked up...
by jofah November 8, 2007
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cockpusher

1. A person who takes the cock (or the penis) in through orifices of the body.

2. A person who smuggles and deals cock/penis in the country illegally.
Dude, you are such a cockpusher.
That is inappropriate and i don't appreciate it.
by sexxyback October 28, 2006
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Cocklipse

kok-klips short form of Cock-Eclipse

Temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans Penis.
Paul: "Phil whipped out his junk in the middle of the party. I couldn't avoid the cocklipse."

Murk: "That still makes you gay!"
by lancetightpants November 13, 2011
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Cocktipalitis

The inflamed and sore throat caused by a cock tip irritating the back of the throat.
My headgame is so fierce, I get cocktipalitis every time

B's cock is so long, i get cocktipalitis after every blow job I give.
by CobbleAthena August 21, 2013
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Cocktits

A group of retards.
Unattractive highschool kids who think they're cool.

Hangout everyday and spend money they don't have.

Use stupid words that don't exist.

If they're really annoying you could call them an OG Cocktit
John: Shit bro it's sam and his cocktits!

Michael: What the fuck bro they're retarded, they're OG cocktit
by RUDE BACKAZZZZ October 4, 2017
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cockpush

The exact opposite of the dreaded cockblock. This is when your buddy seriously does you a solid towards gettin' some.

This is not to be confused with the general duties of a good wingman. This is when your buddy has earned himself a freakin' Purple Heart of Wingmanship by showing extraordinary bravery in helping you score.

Sitting on the grenade (ie taking the ugly one home) in its most extreme cases (like, a 500 pounder) qualifies as a cockpush
-Hey man, so I'm gonna take Heather home so Leanne is all yours. Also, I managed to score you a 5 star suite upstairs with all inclusive room service. Happy trails!
-Dude...*chokes up* thank you for the epic cockpush
by Archit April 5, 2008
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cocktopus

A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.

Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.
That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.

My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.
by HerpesOnToast May 13, 2010
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