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Good Cocking

To smash a lady up sexually to the point where both parties are tired and pleasured
I gave that slag a right good cocking, now she is walking like John Wayne

or

He got a right good cocking on holiday the filthy little sausage jockey
by Chris Lomas August 17, 2006
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cocking out

cocking out is when one is done with sexual relations for the day. Similar to clocking out from a workplace.
Girl: Let's fuck some more.

Guy: Sorry babe, i'm cocking out for the day.
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cockring

The ring one slides onto the penis so that it sits at the base of the penis against the body, keeping the penis erect after ejaculation. (for the woman's extended pleasure.) (or mans.)
"Does this cockring make me look fat?"
by ExtraGoodChi December 9, 2002
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Cocktini

A tasteful additive applied to the penis prior or during to fellatio. Whether it be whip cream, champagne or a starburst, a flash for the palette during all the hard work is well worth the plan ahead.
Sue wasn't looking forward to the birthday blow job, but had all the necessary components to put together a tasty cocktini.
by Starfire & Stephanie October 30, 2010
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Stephen Cocking

A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.
"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"

"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"

"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"

"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"

"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"
by ThaBoiChommey April 1, 2022
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Hard Cocking

Being penetrated by a hard penis; having sex with a hard penis.
Last night, my boyfriend hard cocked me.
I hope he hard cocks me tonight.
I'm hard cocking her tonight.
by Morgette January 1, 2012
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cockringing

Acting like a complete n0b, making many typoos and using a shitload of emoticons. Created by Asslixispanitesonfire and Jack one horny evening.
it jsut dusn LOL!!!!!!!1111! :) :-D :-*

HULO ?

R U DERE!!!!/? 8-) :-\

HUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO!OO huhwot?
by 5* August 21, 2004
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