cockfarmer

A person who is quite appaling, see also twunt.

Did you see Arsene Wenger on Match of the Day, what a cockfarmer?

by unterwasser November 5, 2010

cocktober

The month of October, as renamed by the Spice Channel, xtube, and various other porn resources.

See all your favorites sucking and fucking every day, $35 an hour, only for the month of Cocktober.

by Julia Murney July 3, 2007

Cocktoberfest

A party where men outnumber the women

John - Hey Tom, how was the party last night?
Tom - It sucked man, it was a fucking Cocktoberfest.

by Ryan_Palmer July 13, 2007

Cockjammer

A situation similiar to blueballs in which a man is on the very tip of ejaculating when his ho totally ditches him or does something to stop him from shooting his wad, jamming his cock with semen in the process. Also can make urinating quite difficult afterwards.

AKA the very worse weapon the cocktease has in it's arsenal. The ultimate bait and switch.

Dave: "Man, I was totally getting a handjob from Jenny but that bitch totally cockjammed me by saying she had work in the morning and telling me to rub one out on my own."

Phil: "That sucks bro. What a fucking Cockjammer. Well at least you almost busted a nut."

Dave: "Bust a nut?!?! She almost busted MY FUCKING DICK!! It hurts when I touch it. I think my penis knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. It's extremely angry about the whole ordeal. Oh, and the best thing was I couldn't piss for 4 hours either."

by Super Solid Snake July 16, 2009

Cocktazed

When your girl is having a long or continuous orgasm and she acts like she’s been tazed and having an epileptic attack.

I cocktazed my girl last night and I thought the cops broke in the house and tazed her.

by Juan & Maggie June 23, 2019

cockaterian

Someone who strictly eats penis.

Harry is a cockaterian.

by my name is name January 28, 2010

cockeater

one who eats cock

That cockeater of a whore gives good head!

by worm September 19, 2003