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Cockstrafing

Justin and Morgan were cockstrafing through the meeting.
by Jesuspuncher March 13, 2020
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Constraints

Hym "Nah. I'm not doing constraints. YOU need to do YOUR thing and I DON'T need to do what you say. YOU tell ME the truth. That is all. YOU have to do the word I say... And I DON'T have to do the words YOU say. This is EXACTLY how I KNOW that YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN GOD. Because the very IDEA of there BEING A GUY... Whose WORDS you HAVE TO DO... Is FUCKING YOUR MIND... COMPLETELY. Stop being a fucking WEASEL you dunce."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
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Cockstranaut

1. A person who explores new frontiers of overconfidence with the enthusiasm of an astronaut but the self-awareness of a traffic cone.**
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.

2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.

3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
“She volunteered to lead the project without reading the email. Classic cockstranaut.”

“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”
by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
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Cockstranaut

1. A person who explores new frontiers of overconfidence with the enthusiasm of an astronaut but the self-awareness of a traffic cone.**
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.

2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.

3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
“She volunteered to lead the project without reading the email. Classic cockstranaut.”

“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”
by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
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