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Cockslammer

One who slams people or objects with cocks. May also slam other cocks with or without his own. The mark of being amazing. Powerful.
Sean: Man, you are such a cockslammer?
Kris: I don't know bro, I am just that awesome.
by Shonny Illuminati March 12, 2009
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Cockstopper

a girl with a huge honker that stops the schlong from fully penetrating the throat.
I tried to get some deep throat action from her but that bitch has a huge cockstopper!
by fordposse October 18, 2008
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Cockflopper

female or instance that immediately makes your manhood floppy.
Fat people having sex, road kill, your mom knocking on your door when you're getting a BJ.

Those two slamhogs making out in public is a real Cockflopper.
by Jay Ownz September 28, 2010
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cock slapper

some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it
is that a cock slapper mark upon your face
are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the month
by glennnn elliott August 3, 2006
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cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008
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Cock-Slapper

Verb. A term used commonly for someone who whacks their cocks against aother people frequently.
"Billy is such as Cock-Slapper, he whacked me so fuckin hard i have a cockmark on my face.
by pissfuck April 9, 2009
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Cockslayer

A term used for one who is unreliable, never on time, and never comes through with anything he or she may say. Always tells lies, sometimes may be annoying, and overall very biased. This can relflect any person that may have screwed you or someone else over.
Lucas: I can't believe she stood me up last night, why would she ever do that?
Casey: Dude I know right what a cockslayer.

Lucas: Of course, Alex says he was going to get us food for free, but as always he didn't come through.
Casey: I know dude he always finds a way to slay our cocks.
by Alleyoopskim9 November 24, 2011
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