cockapella

A portmanteau of 'cock' and 'rockapella'. When a guy has sex without playing any music, one can say he's doing in cockapella.

Dude: I'm thinking of making a move on Maria
Friend: Want to borrow my Shade album?
Dude: No, I think I'll do it cockapella

by TheGriz April 1, 2009

cockslap

Verb. To induce or cause a smack to the face with a penis of abnormal size

He was quick to avoid that cockslap

by Thebloodyjew January 1, 2008

Cockslaps

The slapping of one's Cock repeatedly. Usually a preferred method of violence against another for sexual reasons.

One is often not enough, therefore needing more than one Cockslap.

Cockslapper : Hey, what the fuck? Do u want me to Cockslap you again?

Cockslappee : Please No, anything but the Cockslaps!

by Cockslappin' since '94 May 19, 2010

cockspectation

Expectation held by the penis. An erect penis clearly has cockspectations of receiving some attention.

Intellectually, I realize that she would be a damaging person to have a relationship with, but I have overwhelming cockspectations of her that are driving me to tap that.

by nl-mc November 17, 2011

cockslapper

1)a male who enjoys slapping objects with his cock.
2)a person who enjoys slapping mens'/boys' cocks.
3--slang)a male homosexual.

1)That cockslapper broke the TV last week by hitting it with his dong after the Giants lost!
2)That dominatrix is a real cockslapper; she did it to Random Guy two days ago.
3)What a cockslapper, I can't believe he likes men.

by Benjamin Arashtanzenbaum December 25, 2003

cockslayer

one (particularly a homosexual one) who satisfies penice to climax in a very aggressive way.

I never heard of a cockslayer (Sean Monahan) who didn't take manjuice in the face!

by Damn It All To The Depths Of Hell! August 20, 2007

cockslave

a slave to the cock, could me male or female, preferrable male

Shut up you stupid cockslave.

by your mom December 27, 2004