cockroaching

A double handed female masturbation technique preformed on your back with both legs in the air, sometimes while sleeping.
Did you see Mal cockroaching last night?

Yeh i think she finished in like 4 minutes.
by MSU Underwater Hockey January 01, 2009
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cockroach

a small unattractive person with an attitude to match.
The neighbor is a real cockroach. Not only is she a little twit, but she has a personality to match.
by Martin Lizerbram March 30, 2005
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Eh? Who went cockroach my pen?
by Dave Spielman August 31, 2006
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Cockroaching

(V). The act of engaging in coitus with your partner by finding the most tender spot on your partners body and drilling a hole in it. Then proceed to insert your penis into the open wound.
Hey bro me and my girl tried cockroaching last night. It got messy, but 10/10 would recommend!
by TheAllSeeingThirdEye May 09, 2017
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Wow, here's one of these slimy french cockroaches invading the sewers in Washington!
by Dubya February 25, 2005
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Cockroach

The monster living under your bed, a cockroach
cockroach - if i die... you will die with me
*drags you under the bed*
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cockroach

n. sometimes referred to as a cockroach player. a man who lies, deceives, and leads a woman on for the purpose of getting her to bed.

derivative: cockroaches are the only organism that can survive a nuclear attack. human male cockroaches can sustain anything. as a woman, you may squish them, pour boric acid on them, think you have heard it all, but they keep surfacing with new player lines or techniques that outsmart even the smartest chicks.

when cornered, these cockroaches often run under the sink to avoid confrontation.
ex.: he kept laying on his cockroach player lines by telling me how much he liked me, how special he thought i was, how hes never felt like this before, how hes falling for me, how he wants to have me around for the long haul, only to find out that after weeks of this behavior, he hit the dust never to be heard from again.
by Dating Tips For Men May 22, 2006
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