cockenstein

to have an extremly frankensteinish penis

dude did u have sex last night .
yehh i did and she was like omg its likes a cockenstein down their

by kincadeus, and my pic hEnSoN June 27, 2010

Cockfest

Any social gathering, with a vested interest in the intermingling of men and women, in which the ratio of men to women is in the order of n:1, where n is some number greater than two.

Dude 1: So how was the party last night?

Dude 2: There were, like, no girls there.

Dude 3: Yeah, like 3 guys for every girl.

Dude 1: Cockfest!

by 5249er February 16, 2009

cockometer

a girl who has had sex with so many guys that she has a scientific database from which to rate a guy's dick large or small

My friend siobhan is an excellent cockometer

by TAmac911 July 12, 2010

cockquest

The amount of men a girl has slept with.

girl 1: If you had to say, what is the total of your cockquest?
Girl 2: about 5 or 6

by missym December 14, 2014

cockquest

Refers to the collection of women a man has had sex with, i.e has 'conquered' with his cock. The term does imply a sense of pride and achievement from the male's point of view, similar in many ways to a military conquest, hence the term.

A: This guy is so annoying, he never stops talking about his cockquests.
B: Hey dude, I think we've heard enough about your cockquest list.
C: OK, I'll shut up, but first you have to tell me how long your cockquest lists are...
A & B: F*"K O#F!
C: I think I'll just right a book about my cockquests...

by georgeloy September 9, 2010

cockfest

Can be used in many contexts, simply somewhere/a place with many males involved.

It was a cockfest in "club" last night, no pussy anywhere to be seen.

by stonesy September 26, 2007

mouldy cockness

the worst! usually a descriptive word used when extremely drunk. pure minging! originated from an ancient phillosopher Dorcus the great. the term 'mouldy cockness'is usually said after the word 'pure.' see example.

a bouncer chucking u out of the club for swearing, thats pure mouldy cockness!!

by Sam and Ruthi December 15, 2006