cocksneeze

when a guy blows his load

spooging

by bob October 22, 2003

Cockneed

Adj. The inverse of being bow legged after sex. Left with wanting and disappointment.

Still needing a cock....obviously a different one.

“I left his place cockneed cause he couldn’t the job done”
“Girl that guy last night was fine! Yeah but that two pump pinky chump left me cockneed.”

by Ratchet_Tinker April 28, 2021

cocknesia

1. a condition wherein you forget pertinent facts or have memory loss due to an earth-shattering sexual experience

2. you completely block out the memory of a particularly traumatic sexual experience with a man and his member

Dammit I can't remember the name of the restaurant, but it's not surprising considering the cocknesia I've had since Saturday night's shagfest.

by 'Itten March 31, 2009

Cockweeder

A person who raises and sells chickens)

"Does this town have a cockweeder?"
"Yeah, ole man Jim down the road is a cockweeder."

by Cat_ears June 1, 2021

cockney

Someone born within the sound of Bow Bells in London.

by chump April 23, 2003

cockney

the best accent ever!

what the bloody 'ell do you mean, you hate cockney?

by england lover July 25, 2006

Cockney

The dialect anyone speaks while performing fellatio.

Person 1: I always have a difficult time understanding Cockney.
Person 2: Yeah, me too. Especially when your mom speaks it.

by adlsajfdlsjalfdk December 19, 2008