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cockgoblin

plural:cockgobblins. def:
1. nasty lil things(that may have to do with cocks and/or goblins but not gobbling cock).
2. goblin of the cock.
Guy 1: "yeah bro, I haven't showered in a few days its so gnardcore."
Guy 2: " Thats fuckin disgusting your sproutin' some cockgoblins all right there."
by browneyedhurl February 1, 2009
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Cockgobling Cumguzzler

A Name For A Slutty Whore Slut That Give Blow Jobs To Many Guys (Usually More Than 3) At One Time And Lets Them Bust A Nut In His/Her Mouth
EX.1 Man Marie Is Such A Cockgobling Cum Guzzler
EX. 2 Dude! I Heard Joe Is A Cockgobling Cumguzzler
by Mr. Bryant March 5, 2011
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cockgoblin

Came into use in the early 2000s; originating in the midwest, by a cockney bastard; must be spoken in a high-pitched voice; usually address a male, often times any member of the 1994 Chicago Blackhawks.
Can be a noun or a verb: Goddamnit Belfour, you fucking cockgoblin, make a goddamn save!

Jesus, Goulet sure is cockgobblin' it up around the net tonight.
by GoBlues July 3, 2004
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cockgobbler

a special variety of gourmand who fills their belly with a very special variety of fried cock.
*forming* sure likes sucking on his very own succulent weiner, though i'm surprised such a thing can be eaten by a single human - what a cockgobbler!
by jacques.cocteau April 25, 2007
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cockgobbler

1. an insensitive asshole.

2. one who gobbles cock.
That cockgobbler stole my ride!
by MisterMojo October 13, 2007
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Cockgobbler

A Cockgobbler is when a Turkey is impregnated by a redneck Jew boy. Resulting in a new species of Turkey being born with a hunger for man meat, also know as Cock, Penis, Dick, Willy, Pecker, Tally Wacker.
What the fuck is with that Cockgobbler at work he won't stop staring at my dick and licking his lips.
by Sly Baloney November 22, 2017
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cockgoblin

when trading and you have a sizable profit under your belt, the cockgoblin is the small green/grey freak who will gobble your profits and your dignity in the blink of an eye...
"That fuck Trichet has started speaking, and the cockgoblin has has stolen my money.... fuck you cockgoblin"

"Oh Cockgoblin, you gobbled all of my profits yesterday, I have no more left to give..."

(To the tune of MC Hammer) "Stop.... Gobble Cock"
by windy miller May 14, 2006
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