cockblockathon

An all-out-rampage-assault on humanity where by one ruins the evening for everybody else, yet gets laid somehow and to top it all off manages to forget the whole experience the next day.

Excited voice - How was the party last night Alex?

Very pissed off voice - Shit, Patrick went on a "cockblockathon".

Disappointed voice - Oh no. Not again.

Group sigh...

by Dirty Electric November 22, 2010

Cockblocked

When a guy with obvious low testosterone levels gets offended by something on the internet and blocks the poster

Brendon was so butthurt by a meme on Facebook that he cockblocked the person that made it

by Fozzie's Bear May 9, 2021

Cockblockese

Sign language that women use to each other to cockblock you when they huddle up across the room. See also disconnect, flip off.

It sounds like they are talking about the weather, but that waitress is speaking cockblockese to that stripper about Johnny.

by See you on the field March 28, 2005

Religiously Cockblocked

1. When a religion prevents a male from getting some action.

2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions

Shit, I was Religiously Cockblocked when I almost got a kiss from that girl, until she told me she was fourteen and Mormon

by MOBLOCK March 6, 2011

Cockblockalypse Now

Getting cock blocked by a film enthusiast at the cinema

*About to pull your date*

"Continuing on, I really think Martin Sheen's shoe choice is quite significant and the background is... "

"Hey dude, stop talking about Francis Ford Coppola films. Go audition for cockblockalypse now, you'll get the part for sure asshol'"

*The End*

by (blow)jobby November 6, 2011

Cockblocked by Tim Cook

Just like cockblocked by steve jobs....only Tim Cook is the new CEO. When you are about to hit on somebody, only they pull out their ipod and plug in their headphones, blocking them from the outside world.

Jacob: Saw this girl on the train on the way to atlanta, was about to go hit on her but then she pulled out her ipod....

Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.

Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.

by Juhurty October 5, 2011

Cock Blockade

When a group of people (usually friends) gang up on you and "block" you from having sex with a woman. It is different than cock block in the fact that it involves multiple people.

(Open door with girlfriend to find all my friends)

Me: Dammit! It's a cock blockade!

by Caseyds620 December 16, 2010