Cockatooing

Cockatooing is a syndrome that effects nearly 100% of the male population. It is the act where one always finds himself holding long objects to where is cock is to simulate/emulate a cock. Common long objects include bananas, knives, machetes, blocks of cheese, sausages, remotes, carrots, lobster, egg rolls, etc...

"Yo stop cockatooing with my lobster!"
"Dude you really need to work on your cockatooing problem"
"Dude I really wish I could cockatoo that ships mast!"

by KStimp December 13, 2013

cockapology

Noun: A regretful acknowledgment of showing your penis to someone without their consent or from you being inebriated.

"I owe you a cockapology"
"I'm so sorry that I showed you my dick. Will you accept my cockapology? "

by SquirtMeTender June 12, 2016

cockadoodledouchebag

A special type of douche bag that loves to run his mouth because it's way bigger than his cock

Hey Larry, why don't u step the fuck up and actually throw down. Maybe if your dick was bigger than your mouth you wouldn't run it so much you cockadoodledouchebag!

by Krazy Quyliller November 14, 2017

cockahoop

A Welsh and Scottish term meaning "to be insanely excited." Being popularized (slowly) in the U.S. by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show" on CBS.

(1) The news channels are cockahoop over Britney and Anna Nicole.

(2) Thousands of North Carolina basketball fans, cockahoop after the Tar Heels beat Duke, lit bonfires in the middle of Franklin Street in downtown Chapel Hill.

by Mark Hertzog December 14, 2008

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

cockadoodledoo

1. call of a rooster in the morning, generally a waking call

2. extremely massive penis of any mammal, causing exclamation

3. any exclamation from an exotic dancer, generally reffering to their highly excitable sexual state

"you filthy rooster shut up your cockadoodling!"

"fuck damn look at that cockadoodledoo on Brad!"

"ohhhhh man thats great Bob... ohhh.. COCKADOODLEDOO... ohhhh BOB damn.. harder... COCKADOODLEDOO!"

by Rachel Fuhrman June 11, 2006

Cockaphobic

A way of describing someone with an intense and persistent fear of the cock.

It is always worthy of word of the month everywhere.

Alexandra is cockaphobic.

by The Ma'am March 12, 2010