cockasureus rex

A man so sure of his superior penis size that he believes himself to be king of all he surveys.

You can tell as soon as he walks in the room that G. is a straight up cockasureus rex.

by MissAm November 26, 2006

cocksmoker

(1) a guy who sucks cock

(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off

(3) a jerk, a jerkoff

(1) That Alvin is a cocksmoker, he sucked Freddy off in the shower room after the game

(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.

(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.

by Jake February 17, 2004

cocksmoker

A person who likes to use a cock as a cigarette.

Mom:"David where's your brother?"
David:"Oh, the cocksmoker is up in his room playing twister with his boyfriend."

by Robby H. November 21, 2004

cockamole

The substance made from the combination of pre-cum and either vaginal or anal juices. Can also be made with sour cream if the cum isn't so pre.

We were having sex for hours. You should have seen the amount of cockamole we made before I finally added the sour cream.

by partytrap June 3, 2010

cockamoleoweenie

When you eat seafood that has been stored on a boat with only two or three pieces of ice.

I ate a seafood gumbo salad at the Voodoo Gumbo and got cockamoleoweenie.

by rhaf3 June 28, 2018

Cockatretch

Type of bug, or a fat, ugly, mean 8th grade science teacher in bolivar middle school

Lemmetalla This cockatretch done whet and f@#$%& up my day..

by Cockatretch March 3, 2017

Cockamouthaphobia

The fear of giving oral sex to a man or fear of choking on elongated objects.

"Dude I finally cured my gf of cockamouthaphobia last night!"

by Coolbobjoe March 15, 2009