Monster Cock

A cock that is very long... Sometimes up to 1 foot

Girl: Whoa, You sure have a monster cock!

by asdfasdfasdgftryrhbdfbxft November 21, 2011

Monster Cock

An especially large penis.

Don't show this to your parents.

Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right?

by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020

monster cock

Often referred to as an "M.C", a monster cock is an unusually yet pleasantly large penis. Large enough to leave a nice red mark when struck upon a ho's face but not so large that it leaves a bruise.

She awoke in the strange bed and looked over the edge. There it was, the tell-tale gold Magnum wrapper. She quietly added another check to the Monster Cock list and hobbled out of the room.

by LuvsMCs November 29, 2007

Monster Cock

When ones penis is so big that it can barely fit in a vagina, or mabey too big to fit in a vagina. Also, a monster cock exploads more jizz than a normal penis each ejaculation. If the penis is not circumsized, it cannot be a monster cock.

Dan stuck his monster cock so far into her vagina, that it punctured her internal organs.

by monstermax October 19, 2010

Monster Cock

A cock that doesn't exist it only exist by porn editors making the dick look big

Dude 1: Dude that guy has a huge cock
Dude 2: EDITED!

by i'mgonnacutyoubitch17 April 5, 2005

Monster cock

a delicious chicken brand

Trott: hey smith come with me to see Ross he's got some monster cock over at his apartment.
Smith: sure i haven't had my tea yet.

by Hulks_Raging_Boner September 6, 2015

monster cocking

it’s another name for “god bridging” in minecraft. created by a content creator GeorgeNotFound.

“What!! He’s literally monster cocking!”

by ramina1169 May 9, 2021