Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A big Bitch who likes to have multiple Cocks in and around her at all times.

My Ex-Wife is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt!!

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt by Dirty Sanchez 130 June 1, 2007

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A cock juggling thunder cunt. Known from around the wolrd from the movie South Park. It is a great and funny insult. Also used with the word fuckin.

Alex: You are a bitch.

Steven: No im not!

Alex: Im sorry i'll take that back.....you are fuckin cock juggling thunder cunt!!!

Steven: I am not.....(starts crying)

Alex: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt by Alexs5150 January 12, 2009

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A female that is THE biggest bitch you have ever met. She's also a whore. A very nasty one. Usually a good idea to stay away from this person

Mike: dude, did you hear about stacy? she gave blowjobs to 10 dudes while bitch-slapping her boyfriend!!

Alex: No way!!

Mike: i know, she's a cock juggling thunder cunt!

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt by Iamnotusingmyrealname July 10, 2012

cock juggling thunder cunt

A man or woman who has lard all over their thunder thighs.

Julia did not have a boyfriend because she was a cock juggling thunder cunt.

cock juggling thunder cunt by Boobah. July 14, 2006

cock juggling thunder cunt

a woman who has no self esteem and has to sleep with many many many people in order to feel good about herself, also said cock juggling thunder cunt must be a very disagreable person i.e. bitch.

"see that bitch right there? i heard she slept with five of her girlfriends boyfriends. fucking cock juggling thunder cunt!"

cock juggling thunder cunt by Behr July 4, 2008

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.

Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.

Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014