n. to have a moment of unbelievable clarity brought on by truth or undeniable facts and sometimes having a slightly humorous effect. (In reference to the late great Johnny Cochran's defense of O.J. where he put the haton his head and the gloves on his hands and said 'If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.'"
After group discussion, I had a cochran and then subsequently suggested that it's in our best interests to have an orgy together. I mean Dan is gay-curious, Sharon is bi,and my wife and I are free lovers.
by bob digitech October 4, 2008
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The childish act of having a tantrum and supergluing your penis to someone else’s personal belongings In a desperate attempt of some recognition.
Yo did you hear of the guy who got caught cochraning himself to another persons tool box? So tragic
What makes it even more tragic is carrying out this act on the wrong person, whoops.
What makes it even more tragic is carrying out this act on the wrong person, whoops.
by Two stroke September 24, 2020
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"Aye, you wanna hit this?" "Sure bro...Damn. This shit is hella good! What is this?" "That Sir, is a Cochran you're smoking." "A Cochran??? It looks like a Swisher, but tastes like loveliness...It's like an orgasm in my mouth...I-I-I mean it's like my mouth had an orgasm; not like someone orgasm'd in my mouth."
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The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.
He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -
The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.
He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.
- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.
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Tends to be a history teacher
Tends to be a history teacher
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(Sometimes spelt Cochran)
(Sometimes spelt Cochran)
Person 1: Joshua was being a total Cochran last night.
Person 2: That guy was methed out of his head on that post, must’ve been Cochran.
Person 2: That guy was methed out of his head on that post, must’ve been Cochran.
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