Cobble Goblin

A cobble goblin is a man, typically called Martin, who has a tendency to go out and collect useless items such as cobbles and rusty bits of metal.

“Have you seen that Cobble Goblin about?”

“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”

by Fanny wetter June 4, 2021

Cobble Fuck

To throw something together haphazardly from whatever is lying around. Synonym to jury rig or MacGyver.

Our budget is pocket lint and boss wants this done before we go home, time to cobble fuck something together.

by ConkedCrete February 16, 2022

Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

Gobble my cobble

When you get yo girl to gobble on your extremely hard penis

Oiii, gobble my cobble

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 31, 2020

boobly cobble

booty call. used by cool people in the bay area.

"should i call my booblycobble tonight?"
"i had a bomb ass boobly cobble last night"

by zooly parkins January 26, 2006

Squat cobble

When a naked girl sits onto a pie in cow girl position

"I'll show you how I squat cobble"

by Lmd00l August 8, 2016