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Commitment

"Just a flesh wound."

"Tis a scratch."

"I've had worse."

The Black Knight has some serious commitment
by Dayln December 2, 2011
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hulu and commitment

Opposite of "Netflix and Chill" used to describe a lasting relationship without sex every night with netflix on in the back
Bruh. Did yall Netlix and Chill?
Nah. We doing that thing called Hulu and Commitment
by Swoglee December 20, 2015
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commitment

sticking with something long after the mood you have said it in has left you..
robert while high "ime gonna stack lots of money this summer and stay commited to my commitment"

robert sober

"fuck stackin ime gonna smoke weed"
by jojo 11 November 4, 2008
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Paper Commitment

A California prison sentence served in County jail. Following completion of the term, the offender is transported to a California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation (CDCR) Reception Center, assigned a CDCR Number, and released on parole. A Paper Commitment suggests that the offender received favorable treatment from the District Attorney's Office.
Slim: Hey homey! That fool Sneaky just got released from jail!

Zo: What? That cat was caught up in a murder case!

Slim: Sneaky got out on a Paper Commitment. Plead to being an accessory. Got time served.

Zo: Uh huh. Sneaky's been tellin'.

Slim: Cuz there's no way a bitchmade rat witness like him gets a Paper Commitment in a murder case without signin' some statements.
by ZXY&ABC April 6, 2023
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hulu and commitment

A play on the standard hookup phrase "Netflix and chill," this update is for those looking to binge watch tv shows with another person while in a relationship.
Person A: hey, you wanna Netflix and chill?
Person B: I think we might be ready for Hulu and commitment ;)
by Jazzyfizzle November 2, 2015
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My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself

Possibly the best non-joke pickup line of all time
Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.
by Smeeagain October 31, 2011
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commitment

1. To be loyal to an organization, person or fan base

2. The act of committing
3. The act of following through
He was a loyal customer and that is proven by his commitment to only shop here.

She is a loyal gf because she is acknowledges commitment.

I have a prior commitment, thereby will not be able to meet you for lunch.
by PineappleJuice March 4, 2015
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