clusternut

When pulling out in a threesome, one accidentally nuts into both other participants eyes.

"Man, last night I was with Steve and Jessica and It was a real clusternut"

by Gillesdelatourette December 9, 2018

CLUSTERFUSION

When one is about to announce that everything is a clusterfuck yet one is attempting to keep a positive spin on it. This leads one to Fuse the Temper with the rosy outlook!
CLUSTERFusion: The moment when a situation is out of control yet the desire is there to keep anyone from knowing.

This PLACE IS A COMPLETE CLUSTER-fusion of what appear to be challenging circumstances and opportunities for success.

DEFINITION:
CLUSTERFusion: The moment when a situation is out of control yet the desire is there to keep anyone from knowing.

by Clevered March 23, 2019

clusterfest

A complete and total shitshow of a failure that still somehow benefits the rich and powerful.

Thanks to the manufacturing and shipping clusterfest, lumber prices are out of control.

by UnsoberAdvice June 16, 2021

ClusterPost

When you mix up your instant messaging posts and post to the wrong IM thread, thus creating a cluster fuck with all your mates.

Dave ClusterPosted to the wrong thread telling everyone how much of a slut Mary is, and now all the wives on the thread are pissed at her and all the dudes are hitting her - a total cluster fucj.

by GasStationSushi May 6, 2023

Clusterous

A heavy layer of clusters forms a crusty jagged surface on and around one’s skin and body parts. Common in their natural environment in council estates and 3rd world countries. In certain communities the size and amount of your clusterous’ determine social standing, often with the largest and biggest clusterous holders leading the charge.

Man “Have you seen my clusterous?”

Woman “Everyone seen your clusterous John, it’s nothing to be proud of. Peters is much bigger.”

Man 1 “ Hey bro, I just caught five more clusterous ex off Alisha last night”
Man 2 “ Nice bro, I respect that”

by XFaceflaps69 December 23, 2023