Clusterfucked

Cereal porn.

According to "Travis":

"Mmmm, fuck me flakes! Yeah, nice toasty & golden!"

"I want Clusterfucked! I'm gonna go rent it!"

by "Caitlyn." March 11, 2009

clusterfucked

to be crowded together

The traffic was so clusterfucked that no one could get anywhere.

by Mrs. Knowitall November 24, 2004

Clusterfucked

To be intoxicated, to the point that you cannot even THINK

I took a hit of acid and was completely Clusterfucked

by southern_discomfort81 September 12, 2004

Clusterfuckadelic

A combination of "clusterfuck" and "psychadelic" Used to describe a situation that is so FUBAR that the speaker might as well give up and have fun with it.
Used as a combination of sarcasm (the psychadelic) and pure insult (the clusterfuck).
May manifest itself as a carefree individual who is unafraid of taking risks.

Person 1: Dude, we're down 70-15 in this team deathmatch. Situations is FUBAR
Person 2: Alright, time to play knives and gernades only
Person 1: Man, you're clusterfuckadelic

by Cpt. Connfo February 24, 2015

clusterfuckedified

An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.

Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part - Do not set people up to be clusterfuckedified.

by Riotgirl08 November 4, 2015

Clusterfucked

To be so drunk the world no longer makes sense (even 8 hours later)

"Oh look at that... I'm so clusterfucked I'm going to have a collision with the floor."

by Jayceeyooooo July 24, 2017

clusterfucked

when there's an intolerable amount of things

I'll never make it out of this clusterfucked place

by 808ShroomZ April 5, 2019