Armpit Curd

The left over residue that stays on your armpit when you apply deodorant. After a while the residue clumps together to form little balls of deodorant residue or armpit curds. The sight of the curds can be sometimes so utterly revolting that you throw up everywhere. Some boys would eat them for money.

"wear a shirt with sleeves i can see your armpit curds"

by me8576 October 21, 2009

Pumping Curd

Male masturbation. Rubbing one out and busting a nut aka man curd.

Braaaaaahhh I've been watching porn all day and pumping curd.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2017

Curdled Menstrual Chunks

A mentrual flow that has passed its expiration date and has become rife with mold, bile and excretory chunks.

I tried to eat out Michelle, but her lack of hygiene, combined with the time of the month, resulted in my getting a mouthful of curdled menstrual chunks.

by TastyChunks January 7, 2010

clur

A bubbley excitable sweet heart who is to good for their own good

Someone who blows bubble for the fun of it

or crys when bubbles are popped

Clur: that cone looks lonely
Person a: what?
Clur hugs cone

by jokezsta February 29, 2008

clurb

slang for 'club', and can be used for words such as 'clurbpizza' and 'clurb sandwich'.

Townie: Hey yo ma, yo pickin' a fight, innit?
You: Clurb?

by townie hater March 23, 2005

Clurvey

Describes someone who has a very unique and funny nature and stands out from others.

Brendan has a very clurvey personality.

by aelm22 October 18, 2016

Cluderday

An "extra" day of the week unlocked by having Sunday a day early, enabling you to spend Cluderday doing all the things you normally never have time for.

I decided to have Sunday a day early this week, so tomorrow is Cluderday!

by not_josh April 18, 2009