Clown Shoes

Unimportant, Without need for consideration

It's total clown shoes to think that dwelling on what happened will change a anything.
Don't even think you're clown shoe ass has shit figured out.

by Philosopheezy June 29, 2008

Clown Shoed

A verb used to describe a ridiculous act of violence or unbelievable physical act.

Usually this is specific to unusual acts like getting beaten with a shoe or a fish. However it can occasional be related to the user's reaction to the person the act was committed upon, such as a person of high standing or authority.

"Did you see that guy that got killed by choking on a dead fetus while he was riding a motorcycle of all things?! That is what I called getting clown shoed!!"

or

"Man, they totally clown shoed George W. Bush! Sweet!"

by JessFink January 21, 2009

Clown Shoes

Describes a noun that is lame, of poor quality, or a general downer. Usually paired with an explitive.

Man, this war is f*cking clown shoes.

Damn that car is seriously clown shoes.

by Nate K. May 15, 2006

clown shoes

DONALD TRUMP.

Donald Trump will just go down in history as clown shoes.

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by Peopi September 24, 2017

fucking clown shoes

Anything that is substandard in some way or form.

"Mr Spendley is so fucking clown shoes"

by morgangills November 12, 2004

Fucking Clown Shoes

When something is pointless, worthless or just a big mess...

Gareth is moaning again about that project again, in his words, it's fucking clown shoes!

by DJ Sio January 15, 2009

Clown Shoelace

1. When someone’s idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The third degree of "clownishness"

Guy1: Dude! Where's your pants?
Guy2: looks down Oh Shit!
Guy1: shakes head in disgust Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, you're a Clown Shoelace.

by El Tigre November 5, 2003