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Closer Look Curb 

Biting the curb, but instead of your teeth it's your eyes. Probably worse then biting the curb.
"Yeah! Lexi Bonner deserves a Closer Look Curb!"

Another Year Closer! 

It's my Birthday! It's your Birthday!
Well, tomorrow I'll be "Another Year Closer!" It's my Birthday!, It's my Birthday!

fc closer 

a meme for the twitch streamer FrostedGH

FC stands for "Full Combo"

Closer is the easiest song on expert difficulty in GH3, so players new to expert would "brag" that they FC'ed Closer.
The irony of this statement was not lost on many, so it became a meme.
A: Dude! I just FC'ed Jordan! It was so difficult!

B: fc closer lul
fc closer by Matt_Money April 30, 2019

Eye Closer 

Contrary to previous definitions, eye closer actuals does label females as an alcoholic. The current male CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?

A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?

G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?

E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:

C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?

A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?

G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?

E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
Becca got an eye closer last night I think... Yeah, I saw her this morning, her eye was cemented shut.

Tonight let's eye close someone.
Eye Closer by Owl Manning November 29, 2010

Move Closer to Your World

Television news music package composed by Al Ham in 1970 for WNAC-TV (Now WHDH-TV in Boston, MA, unrelated to the current WNAC in Providence, Rhode Island). The WNAC news director moved to WPVI-TV (formerly WFIL-TV) in Philadelphia, PA, and took the music with him, and spread to other stations across the U.S. (KFSN-TV 30 San Francisco, WJET-TV 24 Erie, WKBW-TV 7 Buffalo, ETC.), mostly used in the Northeast. Today, WPVI is the ONLY station to still use the theme after 35 years and still counting.
Move Closer to your world, my friend...

Throat Closer 

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.
"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."
Throat Closer by jerseybish January 19, 2021