Definitions by jerseybish

Throat Closer 

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.

"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."

Throat Closer by jerseybish January 19, 2021