Chomper

(n.) A Chomper is someone who talks incessantly, typically in a crowd, annoying the people around him/her. It is especially an issue that comes up at concerts when the music act is on stage performing, and people would really just like to focus on listening to the music, but the Chomper goes on with their useless conversation, oblivious to their surroundings.

Hey, could somebody please tell that Chomper to shut the fuck up? I'm trying to listen to the music.

by Jacaranda July 28, 2019

clomposure

A pitiful clumsy attempt at being composed and achieving closure after being dumped.

Alesha Dixon's song Breathe Slow should use the word CLOMPOSURE rather than closure to show the full extent of her needy desperation:
"Cos, ladies, take it in
And get cLomposure
Before I lose it
Get cLomposure"

by princessetamtam January 19, 2009

chompable

Something that is so lovely, but cannot be eaten, it is in a squidgey form and you have the urge to bite it.

"oh your belly is so chompable" (followed by nibbling of the area)

by moey (: May 28, 2009

hairy chomp

The act of biting down on the hairiest part of the body. When you bite down on a hairy body part with a chomp. Normally done with your partner during a sexual encounter.

Person 1: Hey my girlfriend just broke up with me today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.

Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!

by RyanDaSniper November 30, 2019

clit clamp

The art of gently but slightly aggressively pinching(clamping) the clit between the index finger and thumb!

The squirming motion she makes when i apply the clit clamp is jean tightening awesome!

by daddymattie February 28, 2009

tramp clamp

1. a slang term for a navel, or bellybutton piercing. Derived from the way these piercings are often displayed with midriff baring tops by worn by females assumed to be permiscous.
see tramp stamp

That girl over there must be easy, shes wearing a belly shirt with her tramp clamp hanging out.

by BettySoo January 18, 2007

Allergic Chomp

When a girl is Giving you a blow job, sneezes and bites your dick off. Easily prevented by dusting every once in a while and washing your sheets.

Doctor: Can you tell me why your penis is missing.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.

by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010