Clegging

Shafting people in the ass. Originated in the UK after the General Election of 2010 when leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg shafted everyone in the ass who had voted for him by forming a coalition government with David Cameron's Conservative Party. We can only hope that over the coming months and years the Lib Dem leader does some serious Clegging to the Tories too.

Meanwhile down at Number 10:

Cameron: "Deputy Prime Minister please don't shaft me like you did with all the people who voted for you!"

Clegg: "Tough luck, Dave, I'm going to subject you to some serious Clegging. Now bend over, bitch."

by Brombles May 14, 2010

Cogging

The act of engaging in a sword fight using the penis as the a weapon/s.

John enjoyed cogging with james, who fought hard into the night

by King Roach July 26, 2005

Clogging Up My Newsfeed

when your on facebook and almost all the newsfeed updates are from one person posting too much things or updating too much photos or what have you.

(this phrase is not limited to facebook, can be used wherever newsfeeds are being overrun by dumb shit being posted)

1: "uh this dumb bitch keeps posting random ass videos & crap idc about, totally clogging up my newsfeed & not letting me see other updates"
2: "why dont you just block all her posts"
1: "nah, what if one day she says something 'useful' to me"
2: "doubt it.. no one on facebook says anything useful"

by IseBox December 29, 2010

A triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

A Egg McMuffin from McDonald's.

Phil: Wow, I just had a triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

Dave: So you stopped by McDonald's this morning?

Phil: You know it!

by bloodi x wolf December 16, 2010

Crogging

When a woman is wearing a Onesie, with the ass flap open, And does a vogue-ing dance with her ass crack through the open flap. Must be done preferably by a hot white blonde texas biotch.

This term was coined by the Perv Possee of Stamford, CT.

Names of members to be withheld to protect them

Whoa, Look at Amie... She's Crogging her asscrack

by Rover Chamier, CBO, PervPosse June 15, 2010

Cloggins

Term used to describe the painful feeling when spermatozoa gets trapped in the penile cavity, usually caused by a jumbo jet.

I didn't pay that whore to give me the cloggins!

by Chugging Tommy Thompson October 20, 2007

Terminal Clogging Syndrome

A syndrome where the thought of not having clogs or clogging feel nearly impossible, to relieve its effects its best to have a pair of clogs around or to often clog

Someone I know Stan has terminal clogging syndrome and they cant bear not having clogs or clogging

by MMDDYYYY March 1, 2021