Covationship

Starting a relationship during Covid 19

My friend recently got into a covationship.

by Zazieee October 1, 2020

Chocation

A state of initial house panicking and later realization

Lano is going to be homeless because he is avoiding chocation.

by Kweli71 July 22, 2021

Colgating

The act of massaging out sperm out of ones flaccid penis while working the balls and literally pumping out the secretion; as if squeezing the remaining toothpaste out of a tube . This is done preferrably above the reciprocant.

Colgating: After a hard night of drug use Jim was unable to achieve an erection; therefore he had to colgate his girlfriend instead as she always requires a milky load before sleep.

by Jimbo_the_dude_69 January 22, 2025

Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.

"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

clogatoris

The term coined by fans of Joost Klein, meaning ‘Dutch clitoris’.

I’m just joosting my clogatoris!

by J00stkle1n March 20, 2025

Clogatoris

Combination of "clog" (noun; traditional wooden Dutch shoes) and "clitoris" (with an "a" in the middle for phonetic flow). Typically used as a variation of the latter; a popular word among fans of Dutch musician Joost Klein.
The phrase "clogging one's toris", stemming from this word, can be used to refer to partaking in vulval masturbation.

1) Who up Joosting their clogatoris?

2) I'm clogging my toris to this right now

by hawk222ah April 24, 2025