Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.

Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.

by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025

One Eyed Cock

That person you work with!
Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!

Hey “Pete” can you help that person over there please!
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”

by Curly26 June 24, 2019

cockeyed

out of balance, needs straightening.

That picture is cockeyed.

by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005

Cockeyed Freak

Cockeyed freak is a term usually used on a nigga that is cockeyed, and is stupid

Isreal: Is 2+2 5?
You: No! You cockeyed freak!!

by Zombie234 July 18, 2019

Cockeyed

When a male child is born without eyelids and the doctors use the left over skin from circumcision to make a set of eyelids.

Doctor: it's ok miss, we haven't circumcised him yet, we'll just use the extra skin to make him a set of eyelids.
Mother: You can't do that he'll be cockeyed.
Doctor: Well thats true, but just think of the foresight he'll have?

by winkelTossa January 2, 2019

Cockeyed

When a woman is being violently slapped in the face with a cock and some of the penis gets in her eye causing her to close said eye and slightly open her mouth. This is best viewed in slow motion.

guy 1: I totally made that bitch cockeyed last night.
guy 2: Hear hear!! Brava!

by Ah cha cha chaaa November 15, 2009