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Cock-Block Alarm Clock

When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.
Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.
by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011
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thanos cock block

When a guy is about to cum in his girl and Thanos clicks his fingers and the girl dissapears, leaving the guy to cum into empty space.
Did you hear Mike got Thanos cock blocked, she disappeared as he came, only thing left was his cum on her sheets.
by DrSalter June 1, 2018
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corona cock block

The Corona Virus stopping you dead in your tracts from getting laid.
Bro, I would have gotten laid tonight but the Corona Virus wigged her out and I got a case of the Corona Cock Block.
by internetarchiologist March 18, 2020
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Oblivious Cock Block

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.
Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
by StonedSteve March 8, 2009
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cock block

One who prevents another from scoring sexually.
Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.
by Miss Priss April 13, 2003
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cock-block kung fu

Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.
Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan
by MMA J February 7, 2010
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Divine Cock Block

(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.

2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.
ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!

guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!
by wowthathappenedatumd May 7, 2010
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