Clipboard Monkey

Person who holds a clipboard outside nightclubs with a list of names who are on the guestlist.

That Clipboard Monkey reckons she's of some sort of importance because she stands outside a nightclub all night with a list of names.

by chopra28 December 27, 2013

mr.clipboard

a very short coach, who is only taken seriously because of his clipboard.

whos that?
mr.clipboard

by Alisdog March 2, 2019

Department of Clipboards

An alternative collective noun for a shuffle of bureaucrats, specifically those with some sort of auditing task. Inspired by their flocking behaviour and use of clipboards as a work tool. Derogatory.

"Better sort out those paperclips, Bob; the Department of Clipboards is just getting out of the lift."

by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 13, 2012

Hold my clipboard

Professional version of hold my beer. Words to say to a friend before willingly initiating a situation that holds the potential to end very well or very poorly.

I have a solution to this, but it's pretty ballsy and it kind of takes a crap on the current solution my boss put in place.

I'm going to do it. Ed, hold my clipboard.

by J *Star November 27, 2017

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

A phrase that automatically appears in the Gboard clipboard. Often used nonsensically and without context.

Person 1: Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

Person 2: What?

by JustKat July 6, 2022

Clipboard of Power

A derogatory term for the petty bureaucrat's badge of office. It is held close to the chest and carries papers with information that is jealously guarded. It allows access to sensitive areas and gives the bearer authority to pry into the work being done by others. Often used for micromanagement and the application of "bureaucracy gone mad".

Line up your pencils everyone! Here comes Snottynose Snivelson with his Clipboard of Power.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 13, 2012

clipboarding

Clipboarding is the result of a popular artist with no talent copying and pasting popular lingo into their songs to make music.

Does the song say shawty? Yep
Does it say dancefloor? Yep
Does it mention tits? Yep
Excellent, we're clipboarding ourselves a chart-topper.

by mossyrock February 15, 2015