clydesdale

N. A person who cannot walk gracefully in high heeled shoes. V. The act of walking clumsily in high heels.

That drag queen has a lot of practicing to do before she stops walking like a clydesdale.

by anagramman December 17, 2009

clydesdale

An older, single straight male, past his prime, perhaps late 40s into 50s, who hits the bars and nightclubs hoping to score. He doesn't really dance, but prefers to graze at the bar, drinking Budweiser. The male counterpart to a "cougar."

A once strapping but now paunchy male. A stallion turned clydesdale.

At the bar the other night Susan was surrounded by clydesdales, turned on, as it seemed, by her Bud Light Lime.

by ameldamegos February 14, 2012

Clydesdale Steamer

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but the offending material is applied to the upper lip of the girl once you have finished. The body heat thus causes steam to rise from her shit moustache.

I smeared her fresh shit across her upper lip creating a clydesdale steamer.

by Hagz-Aza-Phat March 5, 2010

Clydesdale

(literally- a show horse) A vagina or anyother type of fish-smelling hole on the woman species; Ditty; clit; rooster.
The meaning originated when a young girl tried to steal a heavy clydesdale keychain from bush gardens and put it down her pants. Gravity did it's thing and it wound up in her vagina.

Wow look at the lips on that clydesdale

by Lussypicker May 4, 2004

clydesdale

Girls at rave parties who wear knee high fuzzy boots and booty shorts. Known for their "trot" like dancing, these girls only look good after drinking a 12pack of bud.

A group of clydesdale's is also known as a Budweiser commercial. An older clydesdale is known as a cougar-clydesdale, and depending on her condition should more than likely be put down.

by thebearwiththehoney May 5, 2011

Clydesdale

That big-booty type of woman that make every other sit the fuck down. Carrying herself and all that self respect, plus all the weight just like a Clydesdale. It's not uncommon for a Clydesdale to impress everyone.

Dwam! Who's that? A fucking Clydesdale.

by DeltaKT January 3, 2024

Bloody Clydesdale

When you’re fisting a girl on her period that hasn’t shaved her legs for two weeks

Jorge: “I just gave sally a bloody clydesdale this morning”
Tim: “you rock dude”

by Msoups April 26, 2024