Cletus Bartholomew

Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.

“Praise Cletus Bartholomew”

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022

cletus cheese

The nasty shit that gets stuck in a dirty uncircumcised penis foreskin

His Cletus cheese smelled real bad

by Cel.demers September 27, 2017

Cletus Fetus

What you would call a fetus that is the result of a "Chut N Nut".

Person 1: I bet that baby that Jesse's sister is having is a cletus fetus.
Person 2: Are you saying that Jesse and his sister Chut N' Nutted?

by Jesse Dickerson August 18, 2018

Cletus steamer

An act of self gratification were one shits on their own chest. As apposed to a cleveland steamer were a person shits on another chest.

No one was around to give me a Cleveland steamer, so I pleasured myself with a cletus steamer

by Toivo22 May 13, 2020

Cletus Kasady

He is god. He is always watching and if you are reading this, you better join the CFC (Cletus fan club) Cletus Kasady is a serial killer but he loves his fans and so if you are there for him, He will be there for you. Cletus is a world wonder and the biggest shipper of Eddie brock and Bane! Cletus loves all of his fellow CFC fans esp sir Rob and would love for you to give your all to him!!!

“Cletus Kasady is bae”

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022

Cletus McNasty

A shot consisting of one part Blue Chair pineapple rum and one part Blue Chair mango rum.

I can’t wait to get Cletus McNasty in my mouth tonight.

by Kdubs757 September 19, 2022

St. Cletus

The home of the Cardinals. Noteworthy graduates include but are not limited to: Ted Bruce, Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Ghandi, Buddha, and Jesus Christ. St. Cletus annually takes a shit on lesser Catholic schools in the area such as St. Isaac Jokes, St. John's, and St. Francis. Although they have less students than these other schools they still kick their asses in football except those St. John's pussies who are too afraid to even have a football team.

St. John's kid: Why am i such a little bitch?

Other St. John's kid: Probably because St. Cletus would never admit a loser like me

by Mathlete taco bell October 5, 2009