clemente

Italian for calm.
German for unusually small penis
Also a dick

Hey bob, did you see the guy's
clemente..
Yeh, it didn't have anything on my 2inches..

by Anonymous2488888888888 June 7, 2011

Walter Clements

someone who likes fire trucks and moster trucks

Walter Clements:
walter

by NovemberIsDumb March 14, 2019

Jemaine Clement

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos

Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.

by b4j October 5, 2008

Roberto Clemente

One of baseball's greatest true heros and the first Hispanic American inducted into the Hall of Fame. Elected posthumously in 1973 -- the only exception to the mandatory five-year post-retirement waiting period since it was instituted in 1954.

Born in Barrio San Anton in Carolina, Puerto Rico, August 18, 1934. Played right field 18 seasons for the Pittsburgh Pirates, 1955-1972. One of only four MLB players to have won 10 or more golden gloves titles (he had 12) and a .300+ lifetime batting average. Led the Pirates to two World Series victories (1960 and 1971).

Spent much of his time during the off-season in charity work. He would always make it a point to visit children's hospitals in the cities he played in. Died in a plane crash off the coast of Isla Verde, Puerto Rico on December 31, 1972 while en route to deliver aid to earthquake victims in Nicaragua.

They don't make 'em like Roberto Clemente anymore.

by the migster May 31, 2006

Clement Dulac

Gay French man. Speaks binary French commonly (oui and quoi only) though he doesn't like to admit it. Beats it to golf magazines and guitar hero youtube videos. Has a tummy. Loves fishing for Marlin off the French Coast. Uses the dark side of the force to turn off cameras. Most common English phrases are "Go Home" "Really?" "You're so gay..." "Good one..." Lazy as hell, but really doesn't care. Thinks he's extremely tall and everyone around him is really short, especially children of German descent that are close to his height. Thinks he runs the place, and all his rules must be followed. Thinks he is the leader of the J Sluts when he isn't a German child is. Thinks he can defy anything and no one can defy him. Mother is an eternal MILF.

Kid: "Oui quoi quoi oui oui oui quoi oui quoi quoi"

Bro1: "Yea whatever..."

Bro2: "I hate when that kid speaks binary French."

Bro1: "Such a Clement Dulac... but his mom's hot"

Bro2: "MILF."

by juiceboxxxxxx December 11, 2010

Jemaine Clement

One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.

Jemaine Clement is my hero, and they're better be another season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO.

by sfwildflower August 7, 2008

Dirty Clement

Is when a mans genitals are placed through a hole in a table so midgets can play piñata with his junk until he gets off.

"That party was nuts last night, Harry even volunteered to participate in a dirty clement!"

"Ill bring the midgets, you cut the hole. We are dirty clementing the shit out of tonight!"

by RLFORESKIN April 17, 2019