Cleehaned

The act of doing something extremely poorly or unathletically. Doing something completely wrong

"Wow Aaron you really cleehaned that ping-pong game"

by patgoldie February 16, 2017

Clench and Break

Modern self defense tactic in which the person clenches their anus and moves abruptly to break or neutralize any object inside of it

I had no idea what to do so I did a clench and break

by gdabul March 15, 2021

cheechako

A new-comer to Alaska, ignorant of the terrain, the weather, the animals, the culture, the necessary driving skills in the winter, etc. Opposite of a sourdough.

-Did you see the 90-car pile-up on the Glenn Highway this morning on your way to work?
--Yeah, and how much you wanna bet that it was all caused by some goddamn Cheechako at the front of the pack?

by SS January 22, 2004

The Jaw Clench

One of the sexiest things you could notice on a guy. When a guy clenches his jaw. It's not obvious. I just can't really explain it. It's just Really freaking hot.

"Today in math I was sitting behind this kid who i’ve known for over four years and is super attractive and he was doing that The Jaw Clench thing guys do with their jaws and I wAS LIKE ASDFHDLFJJDISLL PLEASE NEVER STOP DOING THAT

but I said it out loud and he knew so he turned around and did the clench thing like super obviously tHEN BIT HIS LIP AND SMILED AND TURNED AROUND AND I WAS LIKE NO STOP YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE ME SMILE LIKE THAT."

by KelleyGreen14 July 25, 2014

cheechin

To smoke marijuana profusely.

We were cheechin' out your mom's van until she knocked at its door.

by dub May 4, 2003

goolie-clencher

(Or, "ball clencher", "cheek clencher", or just "clencher" for short)

A bad or painful result. Similar to having one's goolies put in a vice. Can also mean a bad or painful result for someone else.

Glen: What's up dude?
Sandeep: My God. I followed our analyst recommendation and bought Enron bonds. They've just filed for Chapter 11 and there's no bid for the shit. I've just lost $35,000,000.
Glen: Wow, that is a Class A goolie-clencher. Think you'd better find a headhunter.

Mark: How did the Quantum Mechanics exam go?
John: Terrible. Question 2, you had to derive the magnetic moment of the electron from scratch!
Mark: WHAT? What a ball-clencher! That takes hours!

Duncan: Was that snotty kid we saw last year bowling his shite?
Josh: Yeah, first two balls I smacked him for six, and then the next one I drove it back over his head for four missing his head by about 2 inches ...
Duncan: Clench!

by mp666 March 4, 2010

clench

when one squeezes their ass cheeks together.

person 1: why does your ass look so toned?
person 2: im clenching my cheeks together.

by olaf the pimp December 14, 2006