Super Dan Cleavered

Post lockdown wasted, the level of drunk only achieved after not being able to go out drinking with your friends for almost 3 months.

Mate, after lockdown is over we are going to get Super Dan Cleavered

by DPGBWPP2018 May 23, 2020

Anne of Cleves

(1515-1558) The fourth wife of Henry VIII. After the death of Jane Seymour, a new wife was sought for Henry, but his reputation preceded him; his main choices rejected him, making Anne of Cleves the front runner. The daughter of a German Duke, Anne was 24 when she married Henry in early 1540 but, unknown to her until later, Henry was repulsed by her. Described as pretty by everyone else, Henry (who was nearly fifty, obese, and had leg ulcers by then) said of his first sight of her "I like her not". Their introduction was a disaster, owing to mutual misunderstanding, beginning the marriage on a tenuous note.

After six months of marriage, Henry had the marriage annulled and offered to Anne property and estates in exchange that she remain in England. Initially devastated, Anne accepted and lived her days in wealth, answering to no man but to Henry, now as his "dear sister".

Anne of Cleves was olive-skinned, unlike the pallid Jane Seymour, and lacked the sophistication of Katherine of Aragon and Anne Boleyn. Her unfamiliar German manners, exotic clothes, and German speech did not help matters. Henry, put off by her body, whined incessantly about how "ugly" that she was, suspecting that she wasn't a virgin, disregarding her sheltered upbringing and overprotective mother; at 24, Anne believed that a kiss from a man would make her pregnant.
Anne of Cleves, humiliated and hurt by the king, outlived Henry and his other wives, enjoyed the love of her stepchildren and her people, and died a contented woman.

by Lorelili January 4, 2011

cleaverage

To use female assets to gain favour in the world

Gee, she has a lot of Cleaverage with that low cut top..

How did you get that job ? Was it cleaverage?

by *Grass* July 27, 2005

cleaveland steamer

Having a one night stand, then taking a shit on your sleeping partner's chest before leaving.

"What happened with that girl you hooked up with last night?"
"She passed out half way through, so I gave her a Cleaveland Steamer and took off"

by montez May 8, 2003

cleavesdrop

To covertly look at a womans cleavage without her knowledge. Derived from 'cleavage' and 'eavesdrop'.

"Whoa, look at the rack on that one!"
'Yeah, I've been cleavesdropping on her all night!'

by waynething2 September 16, 2007

Wizard Cleave

A 3v3 composition including two caster dps and one healer. Usually Warlock/Mage/Druid or Warlock/Mage/Shaman

That Wizard Cleave totally fucked us with all of their tab CC and skillfully placed burst dps.

by Digitalsss July 8, 2009

cleave gag

This typically consists of a piece of cloth being tied over the partner's mouth, and is pulled between his/her teeth. A thick scarf is used to hold his/her mouth open, much like a ball gag.

she locked him in a pair of furry handcuffs and clenched a cleave gag between his teeth

by rich001 June 17, 2005